The Crying Machine


Lord Keaveney
Lord Keaveney

Damn, who's cutting onions?

Vor 7 Monate
Limey Lint
Limey Lint

ur mum.

Vor 5 Tage
Rashaad Waterman
Rashaad Waterman

Me :)

Vor 9 Tage
andrea jasmin
andrea jasmin

its jiwi

Vor 12 Tage
TataTaeBae
TataTaeBae

Lord Keaveney Namjoon (only army's would get it) 😏

Vor 15 Tage
Baguetti Spaghetti
Baguetti Spaghetti

Oñions

Vor 21 Tag
Tyler Toney
Tyler Toney

Oh you could just do it the normal way

Vor 14 Stunden
AlexAndres0530
AlexAndres0530

I live on the Frazer river near the ocean and I never knew that

Vor Tag
ASDFerro Ese día
ASDFerro Ese día

0:47 rip glass

Vor Tag
Nazism [GD]
Nazism [GD]

ooooo so sad :(

Vor Tag
Euphoric Mayhem
Euphoric Mayhem

Am I the only one confused by the freah and salt water and how it is separate like that and doesn't just bleed together.. weird

Vor Tag
ᗰ I ᑎ ᑎ T ᑕ ᗩ ᑕ T I
ᗰ I ᑎ ᑎ T ᑕ ᗩ ᑕ T I

"located in San Diego, California" Me: >:O HOLY FUCK I LIVE THERE

Vor 2 Tage
Zach Hancock
Zach Hancock

I love the ending with the dog

Vor 2 Tage
XdeadplayX x
XdeadplayX x

1:30 when u realize ur kid eats pineapple on pizza

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dillombhb
dillombhb

why did the dog at the end look so betrayed

Vor 3 Tage
Mikela Agustin
Mikela Agustin

The second video I’m like yeah that building ain’t gonna catch on fire

Vor 4 Tage
Mikela Agustin
Mikela Agustin

I love my Apple Pay and when he was cutting the onions the cops off the table and broke

Vor 4 Tage
Aap Bolle
Aap Bolle

Dang, I just wanna dive into that foam!

Vor 4 Tage
PastelAnimates
PastelAnimates

Who else heard the glass break when it fell? XD bad idea

Vor 4 Tage
Strina
Strina

I lost the battle royale ;( 0:09

Vor 4 Tage
Rainbow World
Rainbow World

2:42 What a bunch of show offs

Vor 4 Tage
Limey Lint
Limey Lint

1:28 this is why I’m not an athletic type.

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Kaleb xx
Kaleb xx

I would love to be in that hangar

Vor 5 Tage
Jayden Miskin
Jayden Miskin

They let the glass break😂

Vor 5 Tage
TacoVoladorChino YT
TacoVoladorChino YT

0:46 :( era tan satisfactorio

Vor 5 Tage
Esteban Aguilar
Esteban Aguilar

4 billion dollars for a war ship...

Vor 5 Tage
lgbtq i love you
lgbtq i love you

Hah i live in canada☺

Vor 5 Tage
Luiza Scheidt
Luiza Scheidt

Thats a lil disgusting but ok....

Vor 6 Tage
Meekah Leblanc
Meekah Leblanc

0:20 me too man

Vor 6 Tage
Hardcore Henry
Hardcore Henry

The first guy is called "Joseph's Machines" He makes different machines for everyday things http://youtu.be/Yk4CziNHxpQ

Vor 6 Tage
Ree Boland
Ree Boland

We found one of the onion ninjas

Vor 7 Tage
Xeuz
Xeuz

1:42 WHOA I was literally, JUST there a minute ago! Taking the BC Ferry from Swartz Bay in Sidney (Vancouver Island) to Tsawwassen, Vancouver. I was staring at that line, and some guy was explaining how the Fraser River spills right into the ocean there. PS it's not camera trickery, I promise it's that prominant. Very weird looking. (Kinda gross).

Vor 7 Tage
Kingston Uzumaki
Kingston Uzumaki

Does he not have a tongue

Vor 7 Tage
Adam Giocondo
Adam Giocondo

Catching tears to make a letter? There are no limits to what people will do, my God.

Vor 7 Tage
gamer clasher vloger
gamer clasher vloger

My mom said if u cry while cutting an onion ur going to hell u were ur going

Vor 7 Tage
Gabrielle Mehrmann
Gabrielle Mehrmann

Well that guys eyes are gonna hurt

Vor 8 Tage
Antoine Cantin
Antoine Cantin

1:55 When your map doesn’t load properly

Vor 8 Tage
Reiq
Reiq

Imagine who hurt him that bad

Vor 8 Tage
Alexis Martinez
Alexis Martinez

1:10 I'm really tempted to jump in..

Vor 8 Tage
shizukagozen777
shizukagozen777

This is stupid af. My eyes are burning now. 😑

Vor 8 Tage
ThreeOfA Kind
ThreeOfA Kind

The end it cruel 😂😂😂

Vor 8 Tage
alexander arkum
alexander arkum

So much easier than licking stamps.....good job

Vor 8 Tage
Melissa Vandervalk
Melissa Vandervalk

1:42 i've passed that quite a few times on a ferry ride to my grandmas house

Vor 9 Tage
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris

And again a pin comment for freak sake

Vor 9 Tage
Phuong Nguyen
Phuong Nguyen

[Black] lol

Vor 9 Tage
Phuong Nguyen
Phuong Nguyen

§3.

Vor 9 Tage
Amazing
Amazing

Or he could just lick the envelope like a normal person

Vor 9 Tage
Adam Jr Auerbach
Adam Jr Auerbach

1:46 that is clearly not a river

Vor 9 Tage
Qiqi Awesome *gag*
Qiqi Awesome *gag*

*THATS YOUR BUBBLE BATH HUH?*

Vor 9 Tage
Sienna Kostelyk
Sienna Kostelyk

Bubble bath!

Vor 10 Tage
F
F

I didn't expect that cup to just break

Vor 10 Tage
Dwarov 1
Dwarov 1

The USS Zamwalt is a bigger waste if money than the F35

Vor 10 Tage
Rihanna Tajo :p
Rihanna Tajo :p

First video probably me sending a letter to my crush with *Love* and *affection*

Vor 10 Tage
A Person
A Person

0:04 YOU KIDS AND YOURE DANG TECHNOLOGY

Vor 10 Tage
Giant black slug
Giant black slug

oh wow, I’m featured in this...

Vor 10 Tage
sunil patil
sunil patil

0:20 this guy has issues , I mean who does that?

Vor 10 Tage
Tony A. Stark
Tony A. Stark

1:33 they be acting like they never heard someone cursing at someone else. lol

Vor 10 Tage
TheFortniteDiamond
TheFortniteDiamond

RIP dog 3:00

Vor 11 Tage
Muhammed Ince
Muhammed Ince

I have an exam coming up tomarrow

Vor 11 Tage
Gurosama Bltch
Gurosama Bltch

1:00 looks like a Splatoon weapon test map getting inked up

Vor 11 Tage
Phantom Starex
Phantom Starex

That last one though!! LOL

Vor 11 Tage
Blueberry
Blueberry

2:35 a star destroyer lmao

Vor 11 Tage
Allee Lee
Allee Lee

I like how satisfying it looks when they removed the Monday

Vor 11 Tage
Ajean Adolfo
Ajean Adolfo

At the first part..that man is a YouTuber...search it "Joseph's Machine" i think...subscribe to him!...he's very genius and creative

Vor 11 Tage
Carlos Latorrez
Carlos Latorrez

0:50 Child Heaven...

Vor 12 Tage
YouTube Town guard
YouTube Town guard

Goddamn that's what my ex should be called bitch would go from happy to crying as soon as I pointed out how wrong she is.(don't argue with your girlfriends boys it never works it's like I'm so glad I'm right now your crying gonna jump off a bridge now

Vor 12 Tage
Mr. clean
Mr. clean

There is a similar ship being built in a Maine ship building harbor right now. It’s a stealth ship that on radar only appears to be 40 feet long but it is actually similar in structure and size to the zumwalt

Vor 12 Tage
P_aradaxxx
P_aradaxxx

HERES YOUR BUBBLE BATH.

Vor 12 Tage
Yumipuncake
Yumipuncake

1:49 the border of ark survival evolved

Vor 12 Tage
StonedPsychonaut
StonedPsychonaut

1:42 Its called a confluence

Vor 12 Tage
thekiller 490
thekiller 490

2:25 btw that ship has rail gun (or may get one) on it. I am surprised that you didn't mention this.

Vor 12 Tage
coolcars
coolcars

Poor dog :(

Vor 12 Tage
Splunk Splunk
Splunk Splunk

*I MADE IT WITH MY TEARS*

Vor 12 Tage
andrea jasmin
andrea jasmin

do you wanna see the real video if the first search jiwi's machines crying

Vor 12 Tage
Speedbun
Speedbun

Imagine all the letters i could send with that thing, and if im using it I don't even need any onions.

Vor 12 Tage
renegade
renegade

Where the ocean and river meet I’ve been there it’s amazing

Vor 12 Tage
mickael carriere
mickael carriere

cool

Vor 13 Tage
Caspian Anderson
Caspian Anderson

So are we all gonna ignore 1:28 like what is going on in that clip

Vor 13 Tage
poetball takahashi
poetball takahashi

Oof, now Imma be sending way more letters, finally found a use for all these, I was getting overwhelmed..

Vor 13 Tage
Kid Pefect
Kid Pefect

Good Job!

Vor 14 Tage
Kitty Witch
Kitty Witch

Omg that dog at the end is sad "life is a lie"

Vor 14 Tage
qυιии мσσи
qυιии мσσи

Pros of Crying Machine: Makes mailing letters fun and interesting! Cons of Crying Machine: High risk of death by shattered glass from cups

Vor 14 Tage
Chriz DaPerson
Chriz DaPerson

I thought the guy was the machine.

Vor 14 Tage
HLBoss
HLBoss

1:00 "MOMMMM, IVE ADDED TO MUCH SOAP"

Vor 14 Tage
TacoLordian 424
TacoLordian 424

Now that's what I call a faction war.

Vor 14 Tage
Evil hagow
Evil hagow

*aint got no tears left to cry*

Vor 14 Tage
sad lifelol
sad lifelol

_who needs a crying machine when u got me_

Vor 14 Tage
Tigers4 Lifeee
Tigers4 Lifeee

oof, who else felt the onions in there eyes?

Vor 14 Tage
Popplio with Pokémon
Popplio with Pokémon

Who needs to cut onions to cry? “Ah Marinette? Shes a very good friend!”

Vor 15 Tage
Rock Candy
Rock Candy

bamboozled again

Vor 15 Tage
Smilingkiki `
Smilingkiki `

Everybody is talking about the dog, onion and foam video... But that basketball was... something else

Vor 15 Tage
J.s
J.s

The letter is actualy for his fallen komrade

Vor 15 Tage
theodosis karitzis
theodosis karitzis

You should name the video machine that uses tears

Vor 15 Tage
The Bag
The Bag

1:20 “is that enough bubbles dad

Vor 15 Tage
Leonardo Guzman
Leonardo Guzman

1:41 I legit shat bricks

Vor 16 Tage
Jaz42005
Jaz42005

USS Zumwalt, named off Elmo Zumwalt, one of my relatives

Vor 16 Tage
Wow I’m a Meme
Wow I’m a Meme

I cri every time

Vor 16 Tage
CG
CG

What did the basketball guy said? That upset everyone

Vor 16 Tage
Yashraj Singh
Yashraj Singh

This is so sad Alexa play desposito 69

Vor 16 Tage
Help me get 1 subscriber
Help me get 1 subscriber

The letter was about his suicide note

Vor 16 Tage
IPlayMinecraftandGacha
IPlayMinecraftandGacha

I don’t get the “6th grade basketball” one

Vor 16 Tage
VeziusTheThird
VeziusTheThird

Why do I tear up when unions are chopped in videos?

Vor 17 Tage
SAM-THE-MAN
SAM-THE-MAN

“Here is your bubble bath” 😂😂😂

Vor 17 Tage
Agatka Grzyb
Agatka Grzyb

the first thing i thought when i saw the title was "why would someone invent a machine that just cries"

Vor 17 Tage
Zoey Fen
Zoey Fen

Nobody's gonna talk about the man who got attacked for telling a woman to shut up even though it wasn't a bit deal..?

Vor 17 Tage

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